dissabte, 21 de desembre del 2013

[Brazzers] Squirting On Santa

Squirting On Santa

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Milfs Like It Big
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Veronica Avluv
Actor/s: Danny D
Tags:

Synopsis
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Veronica Avluv was missing her spouse. Her big tits were stuffed in her tight dress with care, in hopes that a big dicked stud soon would be there. When a robber came down through the chimney that night, she sucked his big dick by the Christmas tree's light. This busty housewife was truly perverted, so he fucked her wet pussy until the thing squirted! He then fucked her hard in her tight little ass, and gave her a facial that she licked up fast! ...View source

Review
It's Christmas Eve, the sweet Veronica is waiting patiently next to the fireplace in a tight red dress, she lights a cigarette...

December 23rd, the day before,

In Ms Avluv's Danny D is warning her that her chimney needs a revision, more or less that's what I could get, the boy speaks a kind of closed English, like the Britishman he is. He checks the chimney as Veronica tries to seduce him, but he seems more interested in looking for valuable items. And this way comes Christmas Eve, leaving the scene to the point it started.

To calm her nerves, Veronica starts fingering herself, but soon she hears some noise coming from up the fireplace, and a pair of feet in boots pop out, she gets closer, greeting Santa with a "Merry Christmas", to which Danny answers "I wasn't trying to rob you, I swear." Veronica gets his pants down while he is trapped inside the chimney, showing cock when he finally is freed. Horny as he is, Veronica gets on her knees to suck his dick.

Both of them lay on the floor, so Danny can stuff Veronica's pussy full of cock. After she squirts of pleasure, while she is laying on the floor, Danny gets on his knees in order to continue pounding Ms Avluv's pussy, she keeps squirting, moaning like a bitch in heat. At some moment, the scene is so weird that Danny spanks Veronica's ass while she is curled up and squirting, as if he was trying to get water from a fountain.

The blowjob is repeated, but now both of them are undressed. Shortly after, Danny gets Veronica next to the sofa, supporting her against the sofa with her back on the floor, then he bends and crouches to fuck Veronica, while she keeps squirting and giggling like a schoolgirl. Danny lifts and throws her on the sofa. About Danny's tattoo on his left arm, you can read "CHELSEA" in gothic fonts, can be that: he had a gilfriend called Chelsea, he lives in the Chelsea neighborhood or he is a fan of the Chelsea football team. Anyways.

She is laid on the floor again, and fucked from behind. Next after a short, short sucking, Danny sits on the sofa then Veronica rides his cock, but not in the pussy but inside her asshole, Veronica keeps fingering herself and squirting. She then sucks Danny's dick while he is sitting on the sofa. She rides her cock, now inside her pussy and facing him.

Then, Veronica gets on the sofa with her ass up high, Danny pumps her tight asshole again. Scene ends with Danny cumming all over Veronica's face and then she licking his pole clean.

Jerk-off-meter
Last ass pounding, very nice and sexy shot.

Note:
87 out of 100 (Excellent piece, covering all the holes, which starts like many scenes but gets better every passing second)

divendres, 20 de desembre del 2013

dijous, 19 de desembre del 2013

[CumLouder] The Good, the Bad and the Pussy (El Bueno, el Feo y el Rabo)

The Good, the Bad and the Pussy (El Bueno, el Feo y el Rabo)

Maker: CumLouder.com
Label: SpoofPorn (ParodiasDelPorno)
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Rikki Six
Actor/s: ¿?
Tags: Parody

Synopsis
Only the toughest guy in the Far West will be allowed to fuck the fairest girl in town ...View source

Review
As the label says, this is a spoof. It's based on a Far West movie, and so the music confirms.

A man enters a saloon, he looks like a tough and wild man, with a wealthy moustache and an eyepatch. There are some people in there, like a man in a white garb and a blonde girl. The man sits besides the girl in front of the bar and asks for a whiskey. After drinking it, he asks the girl if she wants to have a good time, he is rejected so he takes the girl by force.

The other man, who was sitting in a table, the one in a white garb, challenges him to a duel. The two of them get out of the saloon and the duel starts, the good guy wins much to our surprise, then Rikki comes out of the saloon to greet the winner. Both of them head to Rikki's place and start kissing passionately. She is soon removed of her dress and panties, so the guy can start licking her pussy.

The man undresses himself in order to be sucked off by the sweet Rikki. After an intense blowjob Rikki rides the guy's cock and he thrusts her like there's no tomorrow. Next Rikki turns showing her cute face and nice tits to the camera, riding him like she would do with a wild stallion. The guy gets on his knees over the bed, Rikki while on her fours, she sucks his dick.

They both lay on the bed for the guy to pound Rikki's pussy. It's not until then when he notices that she has a pair of knockers that he could fuck, so he places his dick in between Rikki's boobs. Next she gets on her fours again but now the guy is behind her, fucking in a good ol' doggystyle. I wonder if she can tell a word of Spanish or not, this is a permanent doubt I have when foreign pornstars act for Spanish companies... or when Spanish-speaking pornstars act in English-speaking scenes.

Rikki is laid on the bed leaving all the thrusting work to the guy. She sucks a bit more of dick, some deepthroat gags included, then the thrusting continues. The scene ends with a final doggystyle and a cum splash all over Rikki's mouth.

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Note:
63 out of 100 (Standard porn scene with some plot at the beginning. Good for Rikki's fans)

dimecres, 18 de desembre del 2013

[Brazzers] The Case Of The College Slut

The Case Of The College Slut

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Baby Got Boobs
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Chloe Chaos
Actor/s: Keni Styles
Tags: Prison Cell, Swallow

Synopsis
Officer Keni Styles hates spring break. Every year it's the same rowdy partiers starting trouble all over town. But when he has to arrest busty college slut Chloe Chaos, his day starts looking up. Chloe doesn't want to stay in the lock-up any longer than she has to, so she strips out of her little bikini and stars sucking his big dick! Chloe Chaos will do anything it takes to fuck her way to freedom, from titty fucking to letting Officer Styles lick her pretty little asshole. Maybe Spring Break isn't so bad after all. ...View source

Review
Chloe has been arrested and Keni takes her into a cell. She is so noisy and a damn pain in the ass, provoking Keni, until he comes near the cell.

She rubs her breasts and exposes them out of her clear green bikini, then plays with a cell bar between them, moving up and down. Keni is visibly satisfied with the view, however he doesn't state so, Chloe removes her bikini lower part, showing him both her pussy and asshole. I just love when spoiled princesses get fucked rough. She starts talking dirty, making Keni horny, and not only Keni but anyone hearing this. She then gets one her knees and unzips Officer Keni's trousers.

Keni's cock is sucked through the cell bars. I must admit that this "so close yet so far" setting is one of the porn's most brilliant ideas. Chloe stops doing her job, she walks back to his cell bed and sits there, making Keni want to reach her. He opens the cell door and gets to lick Chloe's pussy. She asks him to lick her butthole while she fingers her pussy.

Keni lays on the bed, next to Chloe, then she sucks his dick while he fingers her pussy, next thing she does is riding Keni's dick. She stops so she can remove her bikini upper part, then Keni sucks her tits. Chloe sucks Keni's dick then rides him, but now facing him, as opposed to before.

They stop so Keni can lick Chloe's asshole, then they fuck doggystyle, for Keni to squeeze those magnificient teats.

Then, Chloe lays on the bed and titfucks Keni's dick, he thrusts like he would do with a deep pussy. He fucks her again, and again from behind, and finally Keni cums on Chloe's mouth. She swallows his load and, afterwards, she escapes through the cell door.

Chloe's voice in this video is very sensual and arousing. With so much ass-licking I kind of missed some anal action, which would have been a perfect excuse for playing rough on her.

Jerk-off-meter
Dirty talk and first blowjob

Note:
89 out of 100 (Excellent piece)

dilluns, 16 de desembre del 2013

[Brazzers] The Dinner Date

The Dinner Date

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Milfs Like It Big
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Tanya Tate
Actor/s: Johnny Sins
Tags: Swallow, Bathroom

Synopsis
Tanya Tate is on a boring date, and the horny couple the next table over can barely keep their hands off of each other. Their public displays make Tanya so horny that she starts rubbing her clit through her lace panties while she's still sitting at the dinner table. Her date keeps trying to chat her up, but she's already over him, so she excuses herself as soon as she sees Johnny head to the men's room. She follows him in there, and without a word he knows that she wants his big dick. She gets down on her knees and deepthroats that cock down to the balls, and then she spreads those legs to take it deep in her wet MILF pussy! ...View source

Review
Do you know how do boring dinners taste? Tanya does, her partner is speaking non-stop about the most uninteresting things to her in a restaurant. She is so bored that she can't stop watching other's tables. In one of them there's a couple having a romantic dinner, in the other one, there's Johnny Sins. He is apparently alone, playing the "bad guy", slapping the waitress ass and such. Tanya sees a woman come next to him, they start kissing each other and he gropes her and so.

Tanya's partner starts talking about Tanya's positive things and abilities, but she doesn't seem to be listening, well, she wasn't anyway. Seeing how, apparently, the woman is stroking Johnny's pole under the table makes Tanya really horny and starts fingering herself, under the table, of course. It would be absolutely unacceptable for his partner to do so.

The girl who was sitting with Johnny rampages and throws him the water inside a glass, leaving him alone. As he is all wet, stricto senso, he goes to the bathroom. Tanya, makes an excuse and also goes to the bathroom. She attempts to enter the women's, but Johnny is in the men's. Tanya gets in and they immediately start kissing each other, she slowly starts unzipping his trousers, stroking his pole. Finally she gets on her knees to suck Johnny's cock.

Johnny feels a bit unsafe there, so he takes Tanya inside a bathroom stall, where she continues her blowjob. Tanya stands up after having gagged on his dick, then he lowers her dress and exposes her breasts, licking them and sucking her nipples. Johnny fingers Tanya's pussy while she strokes his dick, then he penetrates her and starts moving his hips. Next, he fucks her from behind. He licks both her pussy and asshole clean, while she moans so much despite being in the men's toilet. Johnny holds her leg up, then fucks her, showing her underbelly tattoo.

Tanya removes her dress and bra with Johnny's help. Johnny sits on the toilet letting wild Tanya ride his cock. Good thing that she didn't remove her garterbelt and stockings, they're much sexier put on. Bad thing about removing bra is that Tanya's fake breasts are more than highlighted. She sucks some more dick while he is sitting, and now she rides his cock facing him.

Johnny shows his strength by heaving Tanya while fucking her, then sits her on the toilet to lick her pussy. He thrusts her some more to eventually cum all over her face and mouth. I was expecting her to throw it out, but she finally swallows all of it, which is good for the show.

I missed some anal action, but the overall result is good.

Jerk-off-meter
The second blowjob, the first inside the stall with Tanya squatting.

Note:
83 out of 100 (Not excellent but far better than only good)

dijous, 12 de desembre del 2013

[Tokyo Hot] #902 愛咲れいら最後の3穴輪姦

#902 愛咲れいら最後の3穴輪姦

Maker: Tokyo Hot
Label: -
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Aisaki Reira
Actor/s: ¿?
Tags: Creampie, DP, Cum Play

Synopsis
Aisaki Reira is taken to the house of debauchery. There she will be stuffed with cock in every hole, and cummed inside multiple times. Gooey, messy, sticky... you name it.

Review
Instants after the scene has started a group of guys start groping Reira, one of them kissing her tongue to tongue. They soon break her pantyhose so they can show both her pussy and asshole. One other guy kisses her while another eats her pussy while another, with one of her foot in hand to stroke his crotch.

Next is turn for the vibrators, small devices, which the guys use on Reira's nipples, and pussy, one guy shoves one of them inside. You know, for this kind of Japanese videos is quite difficult to focus the attention on one action. While another, bigger vibrator comes into scene, Reira's ass is greased with some vaseline, and the same guy shoves his finger inside. Then he tries with two fingers, and next he shoves the small vibrator inside. Reira is filled with a dildo up her pussy and the small vibrator up her ass while her arms and legs are being hold.

After removing all the devices upon her, the guys shove their fingers up both her holes.

What comes next is a kind of tubular transparent plastic thingie attached to a camera with light (the same idea as for probes but more rigid). They first try it inside her mouth, showing a small screen with the probe camera view when doing so. Next they try the device inside her pussy. After this one comes a speculum and a close close-up of Reira's insides. This is mildly weird for Japanese porn standards, believe me.

One guy comes next and shoves his cock inside her mouth. Up to five different guys do that one after another, then two of them get her on her knees. She first sucks one guy while another one holds her hand on his cock, she is then surrounded by cocks, literally. This is so much a sausagefest that if not for Aisaki Reira inside the circle, it would be a gay porn scene.

She is taken to a room full of men and thrown into a bed. As vultures watching over a corpse, they surround her, and they also undress her completely. After some kissing and pussy-eating one guy finally fucks her, he shoves his dick inside her mouth afterwards, then comes another guy for fucking. This second guy cums inside her, and after him come like nine nine more guys which cum inside her. Then comes a guy who fucks her ass instead, and there's more when a guy pounds her pussy at the same time, and she finally sucks one other guy while stroking two more of them.

There's some more fucking, then comes another DP, but that's not all, then comes a pussy DP. They get her on her fours while one guy uses her mouth and another drills her pussy.

The rest of the movie is, basically, fucking Reira and cum inside her for then let her clean dick with mer mouth.

There's a moment in which they take a handy camera with a trasparent tube attached, similar to the one before, but this one has another tube attached ending in a glass shape. They insert it inside Reira's asshole. When one of the guys cums there, it's clear that this is a device for collecting cum inside her ass and recording it, Japanese technology.

Final set is for some creampies while Reira's legs are tied and bound. Finishing touch is one of the pill-shaped vibrators from the beginning inserted inside Reira's vaggie. Damn video was like an hour and 23 minutes long... -.-

Also, due to stickiness, messiness and gooeyness of this video it is not advisable for delicate stomachs. And yes, I warn you now, because I can.

Note: I used the term 'vibrator' for a vibrating device not intended to use for penetration. I used the term 'dildo' for a phallic shaped device, vibrating or not, used for penetration.

Jerk-off-meter
Watching Reira's ass being filled live and inside.

Note:
59 out of 100 (that one was damn too long)