[Brazzers] Titty Tape

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Baby Got Boobs
Year: 2014
Actress/es: Lilith Lust
Actor/s: Van Wylde
Tags:

Synopsis
The Turtlesburg tape company has been losing customers for years now, and if things don't turn around soon, they just might have to close their doors for good. The marketing execs are all full of the same old boring ideas, but luckily for Mr. Turtlesburg, one of the ladies from R&D, a busty babe named Lilith Lust, has got the fresh ideas it will take to turn things around for the struggling company. Lilith knows that sex sells, and to get her point across, she drops her top to reveal her big tits covered in nothing but a little bit of Turtlesburg tape! Mr. Turtlesburg decides to test the theory out for himself, and starts eating out her wet pussy until it's wet enough for him to fuck! ...View source

Review
As the tape from Turtlesburg is losing sales, the company needs fresh ideas. Lilith has some new ones, and the idea she introduces is...

Well, when asked about that, she unbuttons her shirt, showing the bosses her upper body in tape. As she gets rid of her skirt, too, lines of tape are exposed, covering her body stylishly. The boss of bosses isn't sure if that will work, so he tries the product for himself.

The boss tastes Lilith's mouth as well as checking how firm her breasts are. As the scene goes on, the boss unwraps her breasts as if it was a present. I felt a little bad for Lilith and the red areas the tape left. Anyways, he sucks her nipples before unwrapping her lower body. Having done this, she is completely naked (except for the shoes).

After getting her stripped of her clothes and tape, the boss starts eating her pussy. He then works on it, first with a finger inside, then putting in two of them. He removes his trousers and Lilith gets on her knees so while she is licking and sucking the boss' pole, he is putting his shirt off. The blowjob is exquisitely captured, and Lilith looks really good doing that, she has nice hair, or, at least, I like pretty much her hairstyle in this scene. Her lips are handsome, too.

Having sucked the boss' dick for a while, he gets her on the table, where she lays ready to take the dick inside her pussy. The boss lays on the floor after having pounded Lilith's pussy on the table, she rides him. The boss has Lilith sidefucked before splashing a load of cum on her face. As sexy as it could be, she sucks the tip of the dick.

Scene ends with her on the table masturbating herself, I guess for a commercial, and a confetti rain popping.

While there's nothing specially amazing with this scene, just plain sex, adding the tape on it makes it highly appealing, because it's original. Also, THIS IS Lilith's scene. She is the queen of this scene throughout it. My congratulations.

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The tape striptease.

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90 out of 100 (Excellent, nothing to add)

[Brazzers] Driving School Debauchery

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[Brazzers] Spicing It Up With A Threesome

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Real Wife Stories
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Capri Cavanni
Actor/s: Keiran Lee, Toni Ribas
Tags: Threesome (MMF)

Synopsis
Capri Cavanni's marriage has been getting stale, and everybody knows it. Day after day it's the same boring dinner, the same stale conversation, and the same passionless missionary position sex. So when yet another Friday movie night rolls around, her man Toni decides enough is enough, and does what he has to do. In order to satisfy his horny nympho of a wife, Toni brings in his buddy Keiran, another big cock for her to suck and fuck! Keiran and Toni bend her over and double stuff that hot body of hers until all three of them have cum nice and hard! But will it be enough to save their marriage? ...View source

Review
Dinner time at Mr. Ribas and Ms. Cavanni. Another boring Friday night. Another movie that sucks...

But as Toni overheard Capri's conversation on the phone, he has a plan to "spice things up" and try to save the marriage, and it does include his friend Keiran!

Keiran rips Capri's upper clothes leaving her breasts on the loose. He massages them. Capri starts by sucking Keiran's cock while Toni smacks her slutty ass and plays with her pussy. As she is blowing Keiran's cock, Toni pounds Capri's wet pussy, not without ripping her panties apart. They change positions after a while, so Keiran is the one pounding her nympho pussy and smacking her ass while she blows Toni's cock.

Next she sits on sitting Toni, with his cock between her legs, bending over to suck Keiran, who is sitting next to Toni. After a ride they swap Capri, who is now riding Keiran. They take a while on it when suddenly Keiran heaves Capri up, cock in pussy, leaving her upside down, so she grabs on Toni's hips while he fucks her mouth. After this kind of acrobatic fuck, which doesn't last long, Keiran leaves Capri on the sofa.

Once there, Keiran continues to fuck her, and she continues to suck Toni's cock. Toni and Keiran swap positions again. They stand again, swapping positions a while after.

The first one to cum is Toni, who does it on Capri's face, shooting some cum inside her mouth unintentionally. Keiran takes some more time, fucking her one last time. He also cums on her face.

Once sex is finished, the three of them watch a Barcelona soccer match, with Messi scoring a goal. Is it possible that Toni had a relevant role in the script writing?

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Clothes ripping (except you are aroused by Messi's goals)

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72 out of 100 (Reading "threesome" one may think of DP, which doesn't happen, and it has not a trace of anal sex, but it's an enjoyable piece)

[Brazzers] The Prestigious Illusionist

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Teens Like It Big
Year: 2008
Actress/es: Lexi Belle
Actor/s: Scott Nails
Tags: Swallow

Synopsis
It's Lexi Belle's birthday and she wants to go out to party with her friends, but her mom has other plans for her: she brings him Magician extraordinaire Scott "The Incredible" Nails. He turned out to be a pathetic magician with nothing too impressive. Good thing he could read her mind and gave her what he really wanted inside his hat: his big fat long hard erect cock for her to celebrate and fuck her with. ...View source

Review
It's Lexi Belle's 19th birthday and she wants to party hard with her friend out tonight. Bad news can't wait when her mum tells her that she can't go out because she has a surprise for her. It's a lame magician.

He tries to perform the disappearing coin trick, but fails at it. The same with the card guessing trick. As her friend leaves, feigned as the "make people disappear" trick, he shows the ultimate magic trick, which is holding his hat without using his hands. For this, he has Lexi cover her eyes with her hands, so when she looks at him again, the hat is "floating". Lexi takes the hat at Scott's request only to find out that he was holding it with his cock.

She strokes the cock as she tells him how much she wanted one for her birthday. She is tricked to suck it, putting all of it inside her mouth. She stands on her knees after a while as the blowjob goes on. Next, she sits again on the sofa, then Scott removes her panties. He spreads her legs open and puts his dick inside her woman hole.

Scott stops thrusting for a moment, he then licks Lexi's pussy. She tells him to lick her asshole, as it's her birthday. He does as he is told, rubbing his tongue against Lexi's shithole. After this, Lexi sucks Scott's dick again. Lexi gets on top of Scott's dick, riding him. He is the one to move, pumping her pussy like there's no tomorrow. She turns back, and Scott continues the fucking, making Lexi's buttocks tremble. She is fucked doggy next, growling and moaning like a bitch in heat.

As Scott is about to cum, Lexi strokes Scott's meat softly. The cumshot is targetting Lexi's mouth but it can't be helped that it sprays her breasts and belly, even with that, she collects a fair amount of cum inside her mouth, swallowing it all. As they get dressed again, Lexi's mum returns home. She grasps his magic wand, not the meat one, and makes him disappear.

Her mother comes into scene, and Lexi admits that it was the best birthday ever!

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Lexi swallowing.

Note:
82 out of 100 (Very good scene indeed.)

[Brazzers] Picture Her Naked

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[Brazzers] Deep In Diamond's Foxxx Hole

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Big Wet Butts
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Diamond Foxxx
Actor/s: Mick Blue
Tags: Anal

Synopsis
Diamond Foxxx has one of the nicest MILF asses out there, so we brought in Mick Blue to show it off right. First step is to cover that juicy booty with oil, and warm up her tight asshole with a couple fingers and a nice glass dildo. Then, he showers it generously with water to make sure that ass is wet enough. Once it's ready, it's time for Mick to start fucking that ass nice and hard until he's ready to give her a big facial! ...View source

Review
Scene starts with some slow music and Miss Foxxx rubbing herself softly, wearing a sexy, black and red, underwear set. There are alternate flashes of her rubbing various parts of her body, following the rhythm of music. When music stops, she appears on screen, on her fours, rubbing her ass while someone pours oil on it. The guy then rubs and massages her buttocks, then shows her asshole. Next, he downs her panties rubs his fingers and pours some more oil. He puts his thumb inside Diamond's asshole.

He plays with her asshole while she does with her pussy. The guy, who is supposedly Mick Blue (sorry Mick -.-), brings a toy which plugs in her asshole. Mick puts the toy in and out of Diamond Foxxx'x ass for a while as she moans. He then puts it inside Diamond's mouth and licks it. Immediately after, Mick starts fucking her ass.

Mick brings a kind of cushion for Diamond to lay on, and there she lays and spreads her legs as Mick puts his cock inside her ass again, after removing both her bra and panties, but leaving her stockings and garter belt on. As he rams Diamond's back hole, the camera focuses the attention on the roundness of her booty. She gets on her knees, bent over again, her shoulder against the cushion while being fucked in the ass.

After a while is Mick the one who lays on the cushion and Diamond sucks and licks his dick. While on this position, Mick gets Diamond on top of him, eager to take all of his cock up her ass and ride it. Mick takes down Diamond's ass by pounding it with his missile. While she stands up, Mick fingers her pussy, then she turns back and gets ready for another round of ass pounding, including some anal side-fuck.

Mick sprays Diamond's face with cum, getting to splash Diamond's tits on the process. She sucks his dick after the cum fiesta, enidng the scene with an expression of enjoyment on her face.

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82 out of 100 (Very good, with barely any dialogue, sometimes it is not necessary. An anal creampie would have suited better with the overall scene. Pussy fucking is overrated most of the time)

[Brazzers] Party Political

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Big Tits At Work
Year: 2012
Actress/es: Emma Butt
Actor/s: Danny D
Tags: Big Breasts, Glasses

Synopsis
A terrorist has threatened to blow up the downtown London area unless Prime Minister Danny D has sex on live television. Danny is hesitant at first, until his cabinet shows him the hooker he has to fuck. When he gets a look at the ginormous knockers of Ms. Emma Butt, he agrees to do his duty as Prime Minister and fuck the living daylights out of Emma in the name of liberty and freedom. God save the Queen! ...View source

Review
Danny D plays the English Prime Minister in this one, despite his young lookings. There has been some trouble in London and he receives a strange message: more bombs are being placed. Emma, then, comes to the office.

While broadcasting a message from the Prime Minister, Emma sucks his dick. He has to do what he has to do in order to protect the country. For a moment he sucks Emma's jugs, before she kneels again to continue her blowjob. She has a playful tongue and looks really good with a dick inside her mouth.

Not only big boobies, but also Emma has a nice ass at her disposal, she asks Danny to put his dick inside her wet English pussy, and he starts pounding it for the good of London. After this, Emma gets Danny to sit on a chair, then sucks his dick again, and also licks his balls. She gets Danny's pole between her titanic breasts and starts moving up and down.

After alternating blowjobs and tittyfucks, she finally rides him on the chair, tits bouncing and all. Emma puts his dick in her mouth again, while she regains strength for a second round, she rides Danny a second time. Next, she lays on Danny's desk waiting for him to lick her pussy, he does so while kneeling on the floor. They both lay on the desk so Danny can side-fuck Emma, thrusting her pussy like there's no tomorrow.

Next is Danny who is laying on his desk while Emma sucks him dry, then she places his dick inside her humongous tits. She then gets on top of the desk, squatting while Danny pounds her pussy. Emma's buttocks tremble as Danny pounds her, and next she sucks Danny some more.

While Emma is laying on the desk, Danny gets the chair next to it, and using it to reach higher, he drills Emma's womanhood like a hydraulic hammer. She sucks his dick, gets her tits sucked and surrounds his dick with tit, then sucks him one last time before he cums all over Emma's face.

We are not told what happens next with the bombs.

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First blowjob, while Danny is talking to the audience

Note:
67 out of 100 (Quite exciting but quite repetitive, too)

[Brazzers] The Unseen Affair

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Pornstars Like It Big
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Paige Turnah
Actor/s: Jay Snake
Tags: Anal

Synopsis
When busty blonde Paige Turnah married crusty old Mr. Warburton, she had only one thing on her mind: his money. In fact, the first thing she did was hire the most well hung butler she could find, Mr. Nailer, to make sure she would always have a fresh supply of big dick on the side. And since their dining room is so damn huge, the butler can even get away with fucking her in her tight asshole while her old man just sits there eating dinner! But what if Paige's moans of pleasure as she works that dick with her mouth, big tits, ass, and pussy are so loud that even old Mr. Warburton can hear them? ...View source

Review
Live in a mansion can be fun. Paige knows that, taking into account that Mr Warburton can't barely hear and he can't see farther than the tip of his nose. When they are in the large dining room, she manages Mr Nailer's dick on one side of the table while Mr Warburton eats, oblivious to what's happening next to him.

First of all she eats a good portion of cock while Mr Warburton eats his lamb. When the old man asks about a strange noise, Paige comes up with an excuse so Mr Nailer can crouch an suck Paige's pussy. The butler also services his lady putting a finger up her ass. She strokes his pole while he fingers her pussy, all of this with Mr Warburton unnoticing.

Paige stands up, putting a leg on the top of the table, ready to take Mr Nailer's cock up her ass. The butler takes her to a sofa next to them, both of them attached, as one. There, he continues drilling Paige's asshole. She takes a deep sniff of Mr Nailer's cock before sucking it clean. She removes her dress so the butler can suck and squeeze her nice boobs, she then wraps his cock between them and massages it.

They return to the chair, but now is the butler the one who sits, and as they kiss passionately he puts a pair of fingers up her ass. Paige gets on her knees in order to get all of Nr Nailer's cock down her throat. Then, the boy lays on the chair in a quite uncomfortable position ready to be ride by Paige. A while after she sucks his dick a little more, then turns his back on him, he gets on her asshole again.

She gets his boy to a table next to them where she lays and spreads her legs. Mr Nailer continues to fuck Paige up her ass. They return to the chair where Paige sits and gets her breasts sprayed with jizz, she licks the little cum on the butler's dick, then rubs her lips with cock. The butler is then dismissed, taking the dishes with him, totally naked.

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92 out of 100 (Pretty excellent scene, with most anal and blowjobs, an interesting setting, sexy actress...)

[Brazzers] Welcoming Your Cock To The Building

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Milfs Like It Big
Year:
Actress/es: Julia Ann
Actor/s: John Strong, Mark Wood
Tags: DP

Synopsis
Julia has just met Mark, the new tenant across her apartment and they are checking each other out. Julia gets turned on that night due to the moaning and noises from the new neighbor's. The next morning she bumps into them and lets him know that she wants to be part of the enjoyment too. To her surprise turns out that it wasn't him but his friend John which its even better for Julia because she now can fuck them both! ...View source

Review
Julia has just taken a shower and she gets ready to go to sleep. As soon as she tries to get sleepy, she hears some noises on the other side of the wall. Paying a little bit of attention the noises are the screech of a bed and some moans. By the looks on her face, it would be honest thinking that Julia is getting horny. Sooner than later she plays with herself for a bit, fingering her pussy.

The next day when she is heading for the gym she meets the couple living next to her, Mark and her girlfriend, Justine. By night, she decides to pay a visit on him, seducing Mark while scolding him for the last night's noises, when they start to get more passionate John comes into scene. Now that the element of discord is there, Julia doesn't want to waste the chance get some dick. She starts by sucking John's while Mark gets ready, then changing the target of her mouth.

She looks really nice surrounded by guys and with a cock inside her mouth. She pleases them not only by sucking their dicks but also letting them admire her big fake-looking tits. John removes her panties and pounds her pussy from behind while Mark is being orally pleased. Next, Julia rides Marks dick who is sitting in the sofa with John standing next to her being cocksucked. John is the first to try Julia's tight asshole, making her lick his dick clean afterwards. Mark has Julia ride her dick yet now inside her asshole, and soon comes John, ready for the DP. And again, she cleans Mark's dick, afterwards.

Now she rides John, face to face with him, and Mark is the one in charge of ramming Julia's back door. Mark and John change positions, yet the image of both Julia's ass and pussy being filled with meat remains the same. I'm charmed by Julia's slutty look, looking through the side of her eyes and smiling mischievously.

Then, Julia sucks Mark's dick delicately but with passion and later John joins the fun. He is the first to cum, and he does it inside Julia's mouth, she later cleans his cum cannon. The same with Mark, yet he has not so good aim. Just when they are finished, Justine comes through the door. Seeing the scolding that might happen, Julia takes her clothes and leaves.

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Julia's solo scene at the beginning

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94 out of 100 (Nearly perfect in many aspects)

[Brazzers] Double Time

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Doctor Adventures
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Diamond Foxxx
Actor/s: Bill Bailey, Toni Ribas
Tags: Anal, DP

Synopsis
Patients Bill Bailey and Toni Ribas are sharing a hospital room after getting themselves into some horndog-related accidents. A nurse is coming to take good care of them, and both are hoping it will be hot Miss Foxxx from the day before. The boys get their wish, as well a sponge both none of them will soon forget. ...View source

Review
Catchphrase:"I stucked my dick in a vacuum cleaner".

Both Bill Bailey and Toni Ribas are in the hospital, receiving treatment. And then Diamond appears. Of course this is fiction! Nurses don't wear heart-shapened buttoned coats. As she starts treating the boys separatedly, Diamond decides to treat them both at the same time, so she takes two sponges and starts rubbing the guys' legs, and goes up and up...

Diamond, then, starts jerking off both guys, revealing the true nature of their accidents. As she has only one mouth, she starts by sucking Bill, Toni, then, fills her pussy with dick. I don't know if it's me or Diamond Foxxx has a quite aggressive face. Anyways, she kneels to start sucking both guys. Soon her coat is removed, showing her big'n'nice knockers. And again, he sucks Bill while being fucked by Toni.

As she tells them to fuck her ass, she is switched positions, so Toni is being sucked while Bill drills Diamond's back cave. The show continues with Diamond being layed on one of the beds, Toni fucking her ass, and Bill getting his dick sucked and jerked. Before the DP takes place, Diamond rides Toni's cock on his bed... And magic happens! Not that she wasn't asking for it.

She makes a pause, and while she's at it she sucks both dicks. And then it's time for second round, but now it's Toni who, laying on the bed, gets Diamonds ass, and Bill is the one in charge of the pussy. Some more sucking, then Bill heaves Diamond up, drilling her pussy. Toni comes later, for her ass.

The end is nigh when Bill pumps Diamond's both ass and pussy from behind. Bill cums all over Diamond's face and tits. The same goes for Toni.

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65 out of 100 (Not good, but not bad. Had some good points, though, plus anal is always welcome)

[Brazzers] Squirting On Santa

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Milfs Like It Big
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Veronica Avluv
Actor/s: Danny D
Tags:

Synopsis
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Veronica Avluv was missing her spouse. Her big tits were stuffed in her tight dress with care, in hopes that a big dicked stud soon would be there. When a robber came down through the chimney that night, she sucked his big dick by the Christmas tree's light. This busty housewife was truly perverted, so he fucked her wet pussy until the thing squirted! He then fucked her hard in her tight little ass, and gave her a facial that she licked up fast! ...View source

Review
It's Christmas Eve, the sweet Veronica is waiting patiently next to the fireplace in a tight red dress, she lights a cigarette...

December 23rd, the day before,

In Ms Avluv's Danny D is warning her that her chimney needs a revision, more or less that's what I could get, the boy speaks a kind of closed English, like the Britishman he is. He checks the chimney as Veronica tries to seduce him, but he seems more interested in looking for valuable items. And this way comes Christmas Eve, leaving the scene to the point it started.

To calm her nerves, Veronica starts fingering herself, but soon she hears some noise coming from up the fireplace, and a pair of feet in boots pop out, she gets closer, greeting Santa with a "Merry Christmas", to which Danny answers "I wasn't trying to rob you, I swear." Veronica gets his pants down while he is trapped inside the chimney, showing cock when he finally is freed. Horny as he is, Veronica gets on her knees to suck his dick.

Both of them lay on the floor, so Danny can stuff Veronica's pussy full of cock. After she squirts of pleasure, while she is laying on the floor, Danny gets on his knees in order to continue pounding Ms Avluv's pussy, she keeps squirting, moaning like a bitch in heat. At some moment, the scene is so weird that Danny spanks Veronica's ass while she is curled up and squirting, as if he was trying to get water from a fountain.

The blowjob is repeated, but now both of them are undressed. Shortly after, Danny gets Veronica next to the sofa, supporting her against the sofa with her back on the floor, then he bends and crouches to fuck Veronica, while she keeps squirting and giggling like a schoolgirl. Danny lifts and throws her on the sofa. About Danny's tattoo on his left arm, you can read "CHELSEA" in gothic fonts, can be that: he had a gilfriend called Chelsea, he lives in the Chelsea neighborhood or he is a fan of the Chelsea football team. Anyways.

She is laid on the floor again, and fucked from behind. Next after a short, short sucking, Danny sits on the sofa then Veronica rides his cock, but not in the pussy but inside her asshole, Veronica keeps fingering herself and squirting. She then sucks Danny's dick while he is sitting on the sofa. She rides her cock, now inside her pussy and facing him.

Then, Veronica gets on the sofa with her ass up high, Danny pumps her tight asshole again. Scene ends with Danny cumming all over Veronica's face and then she licking his pole clean.

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Last ass pounding, very nice and sexy shot.

Note:
87 out of 100 (Excellent piece, covering all the holes, which starts like many scenes but gets better every passing second)

[Brazzers] The Case Of The College Slut

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Baby Got Boobs
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Chloe Chaos
Actor/s: Keni Styles
Tags: Prison Cell, Swallow

Synopsis
Officer Keni Styles hates spring break. Every year it's the same rowdy partiers starting trouble all over town. But when he has to arrest busty college slut Chloe Chaos, his day starts looking up. Chloe doesn't want to stay in the lock-up any longer than she has to, so she strips out of her little bikini and stars sucking his big dick! Chloe Chaos will do anything it takes to fuck her way to freedom, from titty fucking to letting Officer Styles lick her pretty little asshole. Maybe Spring Break isn't so bad after all. ...View source

Review
Chloe has been arrested and Keni takes her into a cell. She is so noisy and a damn pain in the ass, provoking Keni, until he comes near the cell.

She rubs her breasts and exposes them out of her clear green bikini, then plays with a cell bar between them, moving up and down. Keni is visibly satisfied with the view, however he doesn't state so, Chloe removes her bikini lower part, showing him both her pussy and asshole. I just love when spoiled princesses get fucked rough. She starts talking dirty, making Keni horny, and not only Keni but anyone hearing this. She then gets one her knees and unzips Officer Keni's trousers.

Keni's cock is sucked through the cell bars. I must admit that this "so close yet so far" setting is one of the porn's most brilliant ideas. Chloe stops doing her job, she walks back to his cell bed and sits there, making Keni want to reach her. He opens the cell door and gets to lick Chloe's pussy. She asks him to lick her butthole while she fingers her pussy.

Keni lays on the bed, next to Chloe, then she sucks his dick while he fingers her pussy, next thing she does is riding Keni's dick. She stops so she can remove her bikini upper part, then Keni sucks her tits. Chloe sucks Keni's dick then rides him, but now facing him, as opposed to before.

They stop so Keni can lick Chloe's asshole, then they fuck doggystyle, for Keni to squeeze those magnificient teats.

Then, Chloe lays on the bed and titfucks Keni's dick, he thrusts like he would do with a deep pussy. He fucks her again, and again from behind, and finally Keni cums on Chloe's mouth. She swallows his load and, afterwards, she escapes through the cell door.

Chloe's voice in this video is very sensual and arousing. With so much ass-licking I kind of missed some anal action, which would have been a perfect excuse for playing rough on her.

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Dirty talk and first blowjob

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89 out of 100 (Excellent piece)

[Brazzers] The Dinner Date

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Milfs Like It Big
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Tanya Tate
Actor/s: Johnny Sins
Tags: Swallow, Bathroom

Synopsis
Tanya Tate is on a boring date, and the horny couple the next table over can barely keep their hands off of each other. Their public displays make Tanya so horny that she starts rubbing her clit through her lace panties while she's still sitting at the dinner table. Her date keeps trying to chat her up, but she's already over him, so she excuses herself as soon as she sees Johnny head to the men's room. She follows him in there, and without a word he knows that she wants his big dick. She gets down on her knees and deepthroats that cock down to the balls, and then she spreads those legs to take it deep in her wet MILF pussy! ...View source

Review
Do you know how do boring dinners taste? Tanya does, her partner is speaking non-stop about the most uninteresting things to her in a restaurant. She is so bored that she can't stop watching other's tables. In one of them there's a couple having a romantic dinner, in the other one, there's Johnny Sins. He is apparently alone, playing the "bad guy", slapping the waitress ass and such. Tanya sees a woman come next to him, they start kissing each other and he gropes her and so.

Tanya's partner starts talking about Tanya's positive things and abilities, but she doesn't seem to be listening, well, she wasn't anyway. Seeing how, apparently, the woman is stroking Johnny's pole under the table makes Tanya really horny and starts fingering herself, under the table, of course. It would be absolutely unacceptable for his partner to do so.

The girl who was sitting with Johnny rampages and throws him the water inside a glass, leaving him alone. As he is all wet, stricto senso, he goes to the bathroom. Tanya, makes an excuse and also goes to the bathroom. She attempts to enter the women's, but Johnny is in the men's. Tanya gets in and they immediately start kissing each other, she slowly starts unzipping his trousers, stroking his pole. Finally she gets on her knees to suck Johnny's cock.

Johnny feels a bit unsafe there, so he takes Tanya inside a bathroom stall, where she continues her blowjob. Tanya stands up after having gagged on his dick, then he lowers her dress and exposes her breasts, licking them and sucking her nipples. Johnny fingers Tanya's pussy while she strokes his dick, then he penetrates her and starts moving his hips. Next, he fucks her from behind. He licks both her pussy and asshole clean, while she moans so much despite being in the men's toilet. Johnny holds her leg up, then fucks her, showing her underbelly tattoo.

Tanya removes her dress and bra with Johnny's help. Johnny sits on the toilet letting wild Tanya ride his cock. Good thing that she didn't remove her garterbelt and stockings, they're much sexier put on. Bad thing about removing bra is that Tanya's fake breasts are more than highlighted. She sucks some more dick while he is sitting, and now she rides his cock facing him.

Johnny shows his strength by heaving Tanya while fucking her, then sits her on the toilet to lick her pussy. He thrusts her some more to eventually cum all over her face and mouth. I was expecting her to throw it out, but she finally swallows all of it, which is good for the show.

I missed some anal action, but the overall result is good.

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The second blowjob, the first inside the stall with Tanya squatting.

Note:
83 out of 100 (Not excellent but far better than only good)

[Brazzers] Drilling Miss Darby

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Mommy Got Boobs
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Leigh Darby
Actor/s: Ryan Ryder
Tags:

Synopsis
When Ryan went to meet his girlfriend's mother, he thought he was in for a quiet afternoon of biscuits, small talk, and tea with a sweet old lady. But when Leigh Darby and her incredible rack answered the door, he could hardly believe his eyes! First chance she got, that horny MILF started sucking his dick underneath the kitchen counter, and as soon as they were alone, she hiked up her skirt so that he could fuck her tight MILF pussy. ...View source

Review
Ryan, the boyfriend, wants to meet Adele's mom, even when she insists so much that she is so evil.

*knock, knock*

Miss Darby opens the door, note that this is not the only door she will open today, and Ryan finds that she is quite an attractive woman with a pair of good reasons.

Ryan thinks that she is lovely, but Adele knows that she is up to something.

When asked to take the biscuits to the table, Ryan is eager to help, despite Adele's warning. Well, Leigh crouches, pretending to find something on the floor and rapidly gets Ryan's pants down, leaving nothing to imagination. As there is a kind of mid-wall, Leigh sucks Ryan's dick without Adele's noticing. She is reading a magazine, indeed.

To much of Ryan's surprise, Leigh puts his pants up and stands up, like nothing happened, and takes the plate to the table. Biscuits in hand, Ryan can't believe what did just happened.

I have to admit that Ryan's acting is pretty good. He is still thinking in Miss Darby's ultra-quick dicksucking while trying to conversate, interesting facial expressions, he would make good in a comedy movie.

Much to her disgrace, Adele spills some milk on her, so she has to change clothes. Ryan is upset by the thought of that cougar hunting him like he was a candid rabbit. Indeed, Leigh Darby downs Ryan's pants again while upping her skirt, then she makes him penetrate her. "This is crazy," says him while moving his hips.

Adele did just put some water on the milk stain. When she comes back all has returned to normal, with Ryan and Leigh sitting in their original places.

As Ryan seems to be catching a fever, Leigh asks Adele if she could go buy some lemon and honey and such while she takes care of the boy. Then the fucking continues. First with kissing and groping those absolutely good-looking and enormous tits. Then he eats some pussy, which is good for his health.

The show continues with some more cocksucking to finally drill Miss Darby. Positions are as follows, first cowgirl/reverse missionary, second doggystyle, third side fuck, fourth reverse cowgirl (I'm sure any of you could make a dance from that). They stop for a while so she can suck dick a bit more, then return to the first position.

The fucking gets a bit boring after some minutes doing the same position, I mean, the same, as in not changing. Ryan eventually cums over Miss Darby's tits, allowing her to lick his cock clean.

I personally think that those titanic ship hulls were underused in this scene. As far as I remember there wasn't even one titfuck.

I won't spoil you anything, but at least the last dialogue makes up things a bit.

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Stealth blowjob at the beginning of the scene.

Note:
70 out of 100

[Brazzers] Fucking Mother Nature in the Ass

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Mommy Got Boobs
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Tiffany Mynx
Actor/s: Xander Corvus
Tags: Anal

Synopsis
Mankind has been fucking over Mother Nature for ages, but she sends down one little rain storm when some humans want to have a pool party and she has to hear all about it. Xander would give anything for the chance to get back at her. In fact, he'd like to do her up the butt, the same way she fucked over his partying plans. So when Mother Nature herself shows up on his doorstep, with big natural tits and a bottomless appetite for sex, he jumps at the chance to fuck that Milf goddess in the ass. ...View source

Review
Once upon a time in a rainy day...

Well, Xander seems quite angry due to the rain, cancelling his plans for a pool party. Liberating all his fury in his XBOX360 someone knocks on his door. It's Mother Nature, who seems also pretty infuriated. He is pushed with a finger touch all over his sofa, so he tries to flee. Unable to do that, Mother Nature scolds him for being so picky about the weather.

Mother Nature offers him a deal, good deal indeed, in which he fucks her and the rain stops. Just like... magic! I would also like a Mother Nature like Tiffany to come into my house and ask me to fuck her. Xander starts by sucking and hugging those big yet fake-looking breasts of her. After doing this, she kneels to blow his cock and suck his balls. He answers to that with a tittyfuck.

Xander then pounds Tiffany's pussy from behind, her breasts dancing in a graceful way. Tiffany's ass is the next to be pounded, so Xander fills her ass will all his meat. I love anal scenes, watching those tight assholes being ripped open.

Tiffany sucks cock some more before riding it in reverse cowgirl anal while Xander fingers her pussy. Then they change to a side fuck anal position and then they do a cowgirl in Tiffany's pussy. She moves her hips like crazy.

She blows Xander cock some more before being fucked again. I would make a bad joke about losing her aura. Eventually, Xander cums all over Tiffany's mouth and face and hair and breasts.

And rain's over...

Or not.

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The reverse cowgirl anal was something cool.

Note:
70 out of 100

[Brazzers] Housewife by day, Whore by Night

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Real Wife Stories
Year: 2013
Actress/es: Gia Dimarco
Actor/s: Keiran Lee, Manuel Ferrara
Tags: DP

Synopsis
Gia Dimarco's taking the time to relax this morning, because later today her pussy and asshole are going to get stretched out further than ever before. She has two clients booked to throw down with their rock hard cocks this afternoon. The catch is both these dudes will be be coming at the same time, to give it to her in a raunchy DP. You won't want to miss this double-teaming debauchery, as Gia pushes balls deep on both these fat cocks, until they pop fat loads on her face and huge breasts. ...View source

Review
Not even reaching 30 minutes of video, this one is starred by the beautiful Gia Dimarco (not so beautiful are her tattoos, though). In this one she plays the role of a wife who gets up in the morning (sleeping naked, huh), takes a shower, reads a book... standard things for a housewife to do.

This is the life of a housewife by day... "but a whore by night". You know, when such a beauty says that, things are going to get nasty quickly. Not has she finished speaking her sentence that two guys show up... this IS quick. Gia doesn't waste any time and starts sucking one and another like there's no tomorrow, even gagging. Special attention deserves the purple fishnet stockings and bra set she is wearing during the scene.

When the boys note the discourtesy which is having a lady on the floor, kneeling, they take her on the bed just behind her. There she lays, and while one of the boys is being sucked, the other one starts pounding her pussy. Then, they change places. There's some rodeo fuck and after that it is Gia's ass which will be pounded, much to her enjoyment. And finally happens...

Yes, THAT happens. You know, when you have one girl and two (or more boys) in scene it is no only mandatory but also a matter of time pounding ass and pussy at the same time. So Gia is DP'ed. The first time in this scene she is double penetrated we can't admire her perfectly round tits because she is turning her back to us. Mercilessly, they beat their meat wands in a sex symphony followed by Gia's moans, exchanging places when necessary.

Just when it seems that DP is getting too long, and so deep that they coud find an oilfield inside Gia's, they get to the original position of Gia kneeling beside the bed, ready for sucking and gagging again. And some ball-sucking, just like a vaccuum would do. I'm quite surprised they didn't try stuffing both cocks inside her mouth.

Anyways, they return to bed, now with Gia on her fours. Some licking and fucking leads us to the final DP, with Gia groaning, moaning and begging to be stuffed.

We reach the end with two cumshots all over Gia's face and mouth. I liked the second more than the first one, it's a bigger load that leaves a better impression on Gia's face.

Who said videos must be long?

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The slutty expression in Gia's face when she says "but a whore by night".

Note:
70 out of 100 (Too many tattoos)

[Brazzers] Five to One

Maker: Brazzers
Label: Big Tits in Sports
Year: 2012
Actress/es: Veronica Avluv
Actor/s: Jordan Ash, Marco Banderas, James Deen, John Strong, Erik Everhard
Tags: Gangbang

Synopsis
Veronica is a reporter on the scene for ZZ News. She interviews the soccer team of Jordan, John, James, Marco and Erik who have once again lost in the finals of the Brazzers cup. After a series of scathing insults, the team has had enough of Veronica's questions and decide to take the frustration of their loss out on her. Five to One Baby! ...View source

Review
This is a special review to me, not only because it is the first on this blog, but also because Veronica Avluv is one of my most favourite actresses.

As the synopsis states, Veronica is interviewing five members of the football (soccer) team who happen to be played an awfully bad match and lost. After the first round of questions she gets pushier with them until they unleash they mighty wrath kneeling her. As you may have guessed, here starts the sausagefest.

Veronica is used and abused as the boys surround her, letting her no escape. It would have been both funnier and more realistic that Veronica would have tried to stand up and attempt to flee. Instead she is OK with being knelt and act as a cock-hungry slut. After some more slurping, two of the guys place a bench where the real action starts.

They take Veronica on the bench, using her mouth and her asshole or pussy. While she is laying there, finally there's some DP action. Ass, pussy and mouth are filled with meat cannons at the same time, while Veronica is helpless. There's some handjob there, too. It would have been great that at some moment she had all of her three holes filled plus using both hands, just like a coordination compound, I was waiting for that, but the moment never happened, there were always four of the boys using Veronica and the last one, which changed form time to time, was undetected (that or I have to get my glasses repaired).

After some time they place Veronica on the floor, with her head on the bench and one lucky guy gets his asshole cleaned, to finally cum all over Veronica's face and mouth.

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Highlight moment was the little ass-licking just before the end, quite unexpected but always welcome.

Note:
85 out of 100